Perhaps more distressing, I submit the following event from today. In addition to the cold weather, the end of the year is full of holiday parties and deadlines at work and school - meaning late nights and early mornings. As a way to beat back the fatigue, I enjoy the occasional cup of coffee. I even acquired a neat little french press to make a Will-sized cup at the office. I simply buy the grinds which I keep in a bag, and dose them out into the press as needed. After conducting this little enterprise yesterday, then dutifully washing out the press and my mug, I retired for the evening.

Upon attempting to do the same this morning, I encountered a surprise. not one, but two little friends sitting in the bottom of my french press. One was bigger, and appeared to be dead, and the other was smaller and ran around when I picked the thing up. I drowned them in the sink and enthusiastically soaped and washed the press. The good news: I got the coffee. The bad news, it now tastes like Palmolive.


Which leads me to the conclusion: it's amazing how far hygienic standards fall when you're a grad student. I can just imagine how much worse they would be if I lived with other grad students! Or, perhaps more optimistically: it's amazing how overhygienic and wasteful society has become. Hooray for roaches and grad students!




